my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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