How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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