why didn't you poke me back
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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