I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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