The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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