Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He kissed a someone with a penis
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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