You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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