So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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