You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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