WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
nutella sex= disaster
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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