it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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