I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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