He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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