It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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