Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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