How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
wow bdsm is so cute
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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