the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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