So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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