you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Blood and glitter go together right?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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