Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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