I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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