If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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