butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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