i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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