yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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