Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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