Yo dont text me then not text me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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