WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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