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He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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