kristin has been a bad kristin
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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