He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
