I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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