What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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