The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
