Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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