What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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