honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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