Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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