You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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