windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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