We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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