Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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