On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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