Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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