No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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