How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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