have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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