While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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