Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love having hate sex.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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