You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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