I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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