Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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