just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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