i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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