scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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