i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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